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Floating Holiday
03:13
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Customer Service last week
Dealing with all them telephone freaks
Big Momma gets what she needs
Now an Alabama Queen of the sea
All aboard for shuffle board
Shooting craps screaming, "Oh Lawd!"
Nudey deck up on top
No erections just floppys cocks
Getting paid on a floating holiday
Free drinks, mile long buffet
Sittin' by the pool next to David Spade
Big Momma floating on a holiday
Nassau make your skin crawl
Money tucked down deep in her bra
Bought some shit for my friends at work
Not for my Boss, that honkey's a jerk
Big Momma, she won
A cruise to have some fun
Took a week, all paid
To the Bahamas from Miami Dade
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Lady of the Evening
03:47
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Lipstick on a cigarette, burn the cherry through the leather
A half empty scotch glass sits beside a velvet feather
Jake doesn't show his jokers as the lady plays her cards
Black laced corset and chestnut hair, eyes like shooting stars
She was a mountain girl born in a hollar then moved to Nashville
Guitars and sass, reeling off of Music City's frills
The path was a quick twirl, a high that never lasts
Stripped down to the gawdamn bone, the roots of her past
The roots of her past
Poopy Doo
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Parts 'Round Here
02:27
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You ever had that sweat trickle down your back
When the sun sets over the western sky
And the dust and mire fill your calloused cracks
But your too damned parch to even utter a sigh
Must've walked twenty miles in these steel toed boots
On a twelve hour shift making black gold loot
Sipping from a thermos spiked with 190 proof
Working for the weekend ain't go nothing to lose
We don't know where to go
Bust our ass just to put food on the stove
Just don't know where to go
These parts round here have always been home
Well I've lived in this place for over 30 years
Got a wife and two sons that anchor me here
Got a company truck that gets me here to there
Boss pays for the gas so I don't even care
I found a house on the market for a real good deal
A fixer up with a wrap around porch, you hear
Two car garage, bay window, what a steal
Homestead for the family, a life so real
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the Moon & Tombstones
02:27
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Taco Bell Diet
03:45
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Hello, may I take your order
I saw that you have this Taco Bell Diet
How? Tell me how?
How does it work?
I mean, I can understand the Subway Diet
But, Taco Bell?
Lose weight at Taco Bell?
Really?
Ya don't say
I'd like three bean burritos
With two soft tacos
One enchirito
And hold the tomato
And could you put some sour cream on the side?
Thanks
It's the Taco Bell Diet
You're gonna lose weight
It's the Taco Bell Diet
You're gonna lose 40 pounds
You're gonna lose 40 pounds and then you're gonna die
You're gonna lose weight and then you're gonna die
You're gonna die
Lose weight and die
The Taco Bell Diet
Burrito
Taco
The Taco Bell Diet
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Way down in the South, way down in the Bayou
Voodoo swamps baby, turn your soul blue
Don't go down Ripper Road, stay away from that bridge
You'll have to answer three questions, and even dance a jig
Cause when you cross that bridge
He's gonna be right there
They call him the Blues Troll baby
Play your blues, pay your toll
Cause you ain't gonna cross baby
Until you please the Troll...
The Blues Troll
He's a nasty sucker, mean is his name
Underneath that pass, a creature deranged
But if you got a guitar son, and you can tap your foot
He'll let you cross that covered bridge, he'll let you cross that moat
But you gotta tear up the strings boy
Just like Hooker and Wolf
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Sterile Needles
02:03
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Her Ferrari's in the driveway
Big rock on her finger
Vixen of the nightlife
Baby loves danger
Snorts her blow behind closed doors
She's a strip club nympho
While her husband's winning Oscars
She's starring in porno
Momma's got a box of sterile needles
On the back of a chopper
Cruising Sunset Strip
She's a groupie at the Whiskey
On Mick Mars dick
Hairspray, teased out
She's an LA queen
Just don't tell her secrets
To the City of Broken Dreams
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